Say, what if I invited Optimus Prime, Jesus and Pikachu to fight in a fighting ring…?

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What could possibly be the outcome of the fight? Should we sanction this kind of fight? Who would pay to come and watch this fight?

Should I make this fight a Battle Royale instead, where I’ll invite other 482+ Pokemons, other Autobots and Decepticons and other biblical figures and make ‘em come into the ring one by one every 2 minutes?

Who will eventually win?


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    13 Responses to “Say, what if I invited Optimus Prime, Jesus and Pikachu to fight in a fighting ring…?”

    • whynotaskprairiedawn says:

      Pikachu is badass with those poke-balls.

    • Velvet Cobweb says:

      Optimus Prime, obviously.

    • Sam says:

      Does Pikachu have fighting powers? I’d be cheering for Optimus Prime though. He’s cool.

    • n8o says:

      Optimus Prime, then god would invade the Transformer land and kill all the babies and leave a note saying "say no to abortion".

    • Will W says:

      well optimus would crush jesus or shoot him in a second, same with pikachu but if pikachu is lucky he could short circut optimus prime

    • The Actual HolyMystic AM says:

      Optimus Prime, and Jesus would team up on Pikachu, Pickachu would kill Jesus, then the real fight begins, Optimus Prime will eventually be defeated, due to is weakness of cuteness, and lightning.

    • Abdul J says:

      Jesus would win. It’s all rigged :)

    • Dixie says:

      nah, Pokemon don’t have enough power, invite Darth Vader, Darth Maul, Bruce Almighty, and Q, then you’d have a fight.

    • The_Doc_Man says:

      Not sure what would happen between Optimus Prime and the Pokemons, but Optimus respects intelligent organic life. I doubt he would wish to fight Jesus.

    • crazyplace says:

      I thought this place was for questions ,not toy evaluations.

    • NAUGRIM_Giant says:

      Ling Ling would kick their @sses!!!

    • thegreatseeker3 says:

      they would all be on their knees worshiping Jesus.

    • Karen Sheila B says:

      If all the Autobots and Decepticons enter the ring, there’ll be a lot of scap iron.
      If all the Pokemon enter the ring, there’ll be a lot of Pokemon trainers pulling out their sore Pokemon.
      Jesus would win :3

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